Hand-poured
Every swirl is sculpted by hand, so no two are exactly alike. Just like the real thing. Sorry.
Launching soon
The SBD
Smells Bad. Deal With It.
A hand-poured, miniature toilet candle with a swirl so realistic your guests will do a double take. It stinks. It burns. It's perfect.
Join the drop. First batch is small — and full of questionable judgment.
100% crappy vibes
Seven questionable scents·40-hour burn·Refillable throne·Premium ceramic
Realistic. Ridiculous. Ridiculously realistic.
Made with real bad decisions, in small batches of questionable judgment.
40-hour burn
Burns for up to 40 hours, or until you come to your senses. Whichever comes first.
Premium ceramic
A glazed ceramic throne that outlives the candle. Keep it. It deserves a place of honor.
The collection
Choose your crap.
One throne. Seven unforgivable scents. Buy the full setup, then swap in a fresh pile whenever the mood strikes.
Starter kit
THE SBD
Ceramic toilet + scented swirl candle
$29.99–$39.99
- Glazed ceramic toilet (the throne is forever)
- Your choice of one signature scent
- Up to 40 hours of questionable ambiance
- Premium gift packaging included
SBD REFILLS
Keep the toilet. Swap the poop.
$9.99–$14.99
Because one bad decision deserves a sequel. Stock up on extra swirls in every scent so your throne is never empty.
OriginalAfter Taco TuesdayMorning AfterGas Station SushiOffice BathroomEx From HellPumpkin Spice Shit
SBD Original
Notes of poor decisions, regret & questionable life choices.
SBD After Taco Tuesday
Spicy. Regrettable. Unforgettable.
SBD Morning After
Coffee, bad decisions & consequences.
SBD Gas Station Sushi
You knew better.
SBD Office Bathroom
Someone else caused this.
SBD Ex From Hell
Smells like closure. And lighter fluid.
SBD Pumpkin Spice Shit
Basic. But make it fecal.
Fits in one hand. Dominates every conversation.
The gift that says what you can't.
White elephant parties
Your roommate's bathroom
The coworker who microwaves fish
Anyone turning 40
Don't get caught
empty-handed.
The first batch is limited. Join the waitlist and be first in line for the throne.